You’re WAY overdue! I can be there in no time!
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Of course I am! I can print out a license or a certificate or any other kind of proof you want in no time, just make sure you’re disrobing while you’re waiting for it. Finding the right template online will only take a minute or two.
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Pre-COVID19 was the last time, so February 2020. My wife and I would go together.
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If I drop by, how can I ensure I’ll get her instead of you? I’m not looking to get man-hands all over me. Grrrrrrrr.
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