My little cat screams and hollers for my return even if I use the bathroom. If I dare to step outside, both cats go off. My large cat takes great pride in wrecking the place and prefers an audience.
"Meeew" (watch this) "ME-YOOWW!!" (I said, WATCH THIS!) Zip! Bang! Smash! Zoom! Crash! Glass breaking! Splash! Clatter. As the dust clears, there's the cat proudly beamng. "Merf?" (you like?) "Merowow" (Nuts! There's a picture frame still standing upright on the desk). "Meew"