Hello:
Well, of course you have a hat, but is it funky? I ask because I have this hat that I LOVE, and my wife HATES. Like me, my hat is old and narley. The cloth on the bill is in tatters. But, I love it.. I wear it everywhere. My wife buys me any number of very cool hats.. But, I don't wear 'em. My hat is broken in just right.
The only person who got the significance of my hat was the pizza maker at Costco.. The bill on her hat was ragged too.. I'm also getting carried away with the "significance" of my hat.. It's a hat, for crying out loud. But, you have a piece of clothing just like my hat, don't you?
excon