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Is there something you want to tell me about why my couch cushions are chewed to pieces and strewn all over creation? ‘Fess up! Grrrrrrr. ~

Posted - June 20, 2021

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  • 44619
    I'm guessing someone let a bunch of feral cats in your house.
      June 20, 2021 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    You must have been hiding some of your bacon flavored tides in the cushions and some dogs got into your place.
      June 20, 2021 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 10641
    Don't you remember?  You were a bit ..um.. "tipsy" last night and bet Calvin $100 he couldn't eat your couch cushions.  
      June 20, 2021 10:47 PM MDT
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  • 581
    Man, I told you she was a wild one.
      June 20, 2021 11:23 PM MDT
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