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Benedict Arnold

How many paternity tests have you taken? If multiple, all with the same partner?

Category: Paternity Tests.

Posted - October 28, 2016
Tags : challenge Paternity Tests

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  • 2465
    I believe it must be the same number of times you've asked about paternity tests.  Yup, I do believe so. 
      October 28, 2016 8:57 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    10, and same partner each time?
      October 29, 2016 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Different.  I like a varied diet.  ;)
      October 30, 2016 12:44 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh.
      October 30, 2016 1:52 AM MDT
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  • Why do you need to take one every time the doctor gives us the good news?
    You become too nervous, almost distraught and disoriented, while we await the results.
    I'm suspecting something now, Sapph. 
      October 29, 2016 11:10 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Now what might that be, Wiz? Hmm.
      October 29, 2016 11:12 PM MDT
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  • Is there someone else? Be honest and i might forgive you. 
      October 30, 2016 12:27 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Let's just say risk of pregnancy is equal to LOVE. ;-)
      October 30, 2016 12:32 AM MDT
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  • All right, point taken. :-) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 12, 2016 10:11 AM MST
      October 30, 2016 12:38 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    ;-)
      October 30, 2016 1:51 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Zero.  
    ~
      November 12, 2016 10:12 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Okay.
      November 12, 2016 11:10 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Wait, what's going in here, what did you mean by asking me that? You're hiding something, I can tell. Should I be worried? Have you booked me for a surprise appearance with Maury?

    April 2015
    STEP 1



    STEP 2

    STEP 3

    STEP 4

    STEP 5

    June 2015
    STEP 6


    September 2015
    STEP 7

    Jan 2016
    STEP 8

    August 2016
    STEP 9


    STEP 10

    October 2016
    STEP 11

    STEP 12


    November 2016
    FINAL STEP 
    "Hello, is this the Maury Povich Show?"


    ~
      November 12, 2016 12:23 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Now would be a really good time telling what happened back in April 2015... Hmm... Well? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 12, 2016 1:33 PM MST
      November 12, 2016 1:20 PM MST
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  • 53509
    It's so cute how you pretend that you don't remember. 
    ~
      November 12, 2016 1:34 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Well, we didnt knew each other back then? Hmm?
      November 12, 2016 1:35 PM MST
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  • 53509
    That's what I've been trying to tell you!  Little Safinita was born in January of 2016, which means she was conceived in April of 2015, long before we knew each other!  So you can drag me onto Maury's stage, but I ain't the one!  Besides, there's the matter of a vasectomy that I had done years ago . . .
    ~
      November 12, 2016 1:45 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You must mistake me for some one night stand. I haven't given birth to any girl, and certainly not within the last ten years. ;-)
      November 12, 2016 1:51 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Really? Then who are Little Safinita's parents, and wait a minute, now that I think of it, why was she left here with me in the first place? Wait, where are you going? Why are you leaving? Take the baby with you, please. Come back, come back and get her! I don't know how to take care of a little baby girl! I'm no good at this stuff. You have to take her for me! I can't change her diapers or give her a bath, or anything else, don't even know how to! Wait! I don't even know what she needs. Why are you ignoring me, why are you just walking away? I can't do this, really I can't. Hello? HELLO?




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      November 12, 2016 2:18 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You will grow with your role... Meanwhile...

      November 12, 2016 2:31 PM MST
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