If mermaids really exist, the mermaid may think it's a threat or an attack, then she may try to fight back. If the mermaid doesn't swim away and she allows you to get close to her, she might enjoy a tail massage.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 5, 2021 6:15 PM MDT
Hold on, did someone say “massage”? I’ll be right there! (Wait kind of massage oil would be great for a mermaid’s tail? I have all types, varieties and fragrances!)