Maybe they’re gifts that Randy D bought for you during one of your many, many marriages to him. Why did you let such a great guy get away from you?
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Lol okay , I’m cleaning out my closets and I have a bunch I have bought but never ever worn. I’ll send you mine.
Zero. Even though I’m not heavyset and never have been, I don’t like that horizontal stripe look on shirts, so I never buy them for myself nor for anyone else.
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