Shoelace salesman.
You know I’d be in there every third day following employees around asking them, “How much does this cost? Is there a discount on this item? How much does this cost? How much does this cost? What if I buy two, how much for each of them? How much are these, please? How much does this cost? May I please get a price check on these? How much does this cost? How much does this cost? Does the blue one cost more than the green one? How much does this cost? How much does this cost? How much does this cost? How much does this cost? What about this? How much does this cost?”
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Grammar ignorer.
Sandwich ignorer.
Tilde ignorer.
Harem philosophy denier.
Restraining order adherent.
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