Irony? I bribed an Australian customs officer to let me smuggle peanut butter into the country, he requested Vegemite as payment.

Good thing he didn't ask for Vaginite from you ....

PB is legal here, we even make our own. But it SHOULDN'T be .
Apart from the fact that it looks and smells like the contents of an infant's diaper, there is a genuine risk of anaphylaxis - peanuts are a VERY common vasoconstricting allergen. Allergic reactions to yeast,which can be triggered by Vegemite, are seldom life-threatening.

Not so much irony as confirmation.  :)