What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

Six different sizes of pantyhose (especially if you're male)

One condom (not one  package, just one condom)

A bottle of aspirin - when you look you're 9 months pregnant with triplets under a heavy overcoat.. and it's 105 outside.

1.  Buy 1 grape.
2.  Buy two bananas and put them between your teeth to make you look like a walrus.
3.   Buy 20 boxes of condoms and 6 bottles of lube.

A few cans of cheap catfood, couple loaves of sandwich bread and some fancy sandwich toothpicks. This post was edited by Kittigate at July 20, 2021 4:49 PM MDT