Why aren’t nipples called “chestnuts”? I’m going to file a complaint. Grrrrrrr.

So you think the orange was named for its color?  Not so.  The fruit orange came before the color orange.   I can't really vouch for my source:  https://colors-newyork.com/why-is-an-orange-called-an-orange-but-a-lemon-is-not-called-a-yellow/#Why_is_an_orange_called_an_orange_but_a_lemon_is_not_called_a_yellow

 

  But the breasts are not bags that hold nuts, their two little nuts are on the outside of them! Hold on, it’s better if I drop by your place and we discuss this in person. Take a nice warm bubble bath and I’ll be there in about an hour . . .

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Howling!

 

  Grrrrrr.
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