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It seems nowadays that almost everything causes cancer. Just ask the thousands of lawyers who say so.

Can you name something (humorous, please) that doesn't cause it?

Posted - August 3, 2021

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  • 2128
    Coffee! Coffee and cancer are mutual enemies.
      August 3, 2021 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Man eating sharks and purple people eaters do not cause cancer. This post was edited by Kittigate at August 4, 2021 11:32 AM MDT
      August 3, 2021 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Wearing a mask in public places when social distancing cannot be maintained!
      August 3, 2021 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Answermug.
      August 3, 2021 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    Studies have shown that belching loudly does not cause cancer.  In a 2015, the ABC (Arkansas Burp Council) in cahoots with the UHMB (University of Hold My Beer), done did a study to see if belching caused cancer.  It were found out that it didn't. 
      August 3, 2021 11:42 PM MDT
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  • 757
    Food has been causing cancer ever since humans began to eat. 
      August 4, 2021 1:24 AM MDT
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  • Covfefe is guaranteed not to cause much of anything.
      August 4, 2021 5:41 AM MDT
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  • 34253
      August 4, 2021 6:02 AM MDT
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  •   August 4, 2021 6:17 AM MDT
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