Why won’t you go down the stairs?

 

  (new years New Year’s)

 

  Oh, I’ll exercise you, alright. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Huh.  You know, my dad said the same thing when I was growing up.

 

  Wait, I didn’t see you! It must have been when I was taking inventory at The Tilde Vault, or checking the internet for grammatical errors, or redoing The Harem rotation schedules (again), or out buying sandwich supplies! Come back, we have to do this all over again!
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Yeah, you spend a lot of time checking the internet for grammatical errors and redoing imaginary harem rotation schedules, don't you? 

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  Well, relative to my myriad of other exploits, it’s not a whole lot of time. 

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  I think it was my hologram testing program, you’ll be fine, please just give it another try. 

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