Your first husband? Wow, how many husbands have you had, and what happened to all of them? Wait, those lumpy, uneven splotches of ground in your garden and surrounding your property, are those . . . on second thought, don’t even tell me. The less I get involved in your evil scheme, the better. I’ll try to get you a very good lawyer, the best that money can pay for.
*Randy D pretends to call an attorney until Jaimie loses interest and wanders off into another room, then he calls the police, the district attorney’s office, and the tabloids that pay out the most money to tipsters for juicy stories.
Then he takes a nap.
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Er, um, we’ve been fake married and fake divorced 17 times, not 14. Get it right, please.
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