Coronavirus Jabs - Left or Right?

On the consent form for the Coronavirus Jabs that I recently had,
on the same line under the words "Check one of the following":

At the LEFT side, it said (using words rather more fancy than this):
"I so Wanna get that jab!"

while (on the same line) at the RIGHT side, it said (again using words rather more fancy than this):
"No jab; no way man!".

I don't believe the following, but do let me know what you think:
Do you believe the positioning of that wording could be some sort of possible political conspiracy?

By way, if you are in favor of the Coronavirus vaccinations, do you feel better politically speaking, in having your jab in the left arm, or in the right arm?