Mail
Laundry
Children
Dishes
Leaves
and . . .
Bills
Cat hair
Mail
Magazines
Dirt/dust
Trash
Beer cans
Cars (in various states of repair)
Shut off notices
No trespassing signs
Shotgun shell casings
Police cars
...
(whoops. Kind of got carried away with progression there for a minute)
Hey, wait! May I come over, please?
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Er, um, I love the idea of the grilled cheese, but may I decline on the brownies, please? (Te conozco bien.)
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I don’t have a dungeon, and I resent having my grassroots culinary prep workshop referred to in that felonious manner. Grrrrrrrr.
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