[Sheesh, I left you hanging with half a kilo of knock-off tildes just ONE MEASLY TIME six years ago, and now I’m indebted to you for the rest of my life. What a raw deal. Grrrrrrr.]
Photographic evidence might sink me on cross examination. It looks like I won’t be able to testify on your behalf; you’re on your own, Mate. (Try not to drop the soap!)
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