You’ve just spiked Randy D’s drink and he’s passed out on the floor. Why did you do it, and what’s next?

  Hey, wait a second, not, you, Jane!  I thought you loved me!

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  Keep thinking that. I am not just relying on the camera footage. I also left a sealed envelope with the police department, it’s marked “Please open on the case of anything suspicious happening to me.” Your name is on every document in that envelope, among other people. Grrrrrrr.

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  Quick, dust the entire place for fingerprints! Grrrrrrr.
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  “Hey, this dark mustard tastes kind of weird, almost like Veg…….” THUD!!!



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  How long did you search for those two threads?  It’s as if you’re stalking me. Wait a second, Livvie put you up to this, didn’t she? Grrrrrrr. 

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  Sure, you could do that, but you’d only be disappointed because it wouldn’t hold your attention span:

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  (I need to now know the truth.)

  YW; I don’t even know how I missed it the first time around. 

:)

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