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If the Greeks invented the marathon ...

... then why do contestants cross the Finnish line?

Posted - October 6, 2021

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  • 1499
    It's a thens situation.
      October 6, 2021 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    what?
      October 6, 2021 3:19 PM MDT
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  • 1499
    Tense, Athens... Marathon... 

    Don't worry, I'm used to having to do this!
      December 11, 2023 11:49 AM MST
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  • 10636
    And why are they all Russian to get across it? 
      October 6, 2021 2:35 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    I see what you did there, haha.
      October 6, 2021 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    Cute....
      October 6, 2021 3:59 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    Back then, miles were much longer.
      October 6, 2021 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Not sure, I'll have to Czech it out.
      October 6, 2021 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Great Scot, what a Cannes job! You certainly know how to go Danzig around the issue, don’t you? I’ll bet you Oslo poke fun at other sports too. If I weren’t so busy all the time, I’d be Peking in on you every now and then. No, that’s not accurate; if I tried to get you to believe it, I’d be Lyon.
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      October 6, 2021 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    You do tend Tirana off at the mouth, but I don't want too Budapest about it. Why do you Leipzig to conclusions, Prague tell?
    Excuse me, I Moscow now.
      October 6, 2021 10:21 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Europe me into the same category as everyone else who does that, I see. Why would you do something like that, where is your Seoul, man? I refuse to let you Thai me down to that description, that’s like going to the horse races Tibet on every single one of them. I’d stay and banter with you some Moor, but I’m really Hungary and I have a Turkey Sandwich on Rye waiting Fjord me back at the Haus. I want to put a Thousand Islands between us, and that goes for the horse you Rhode in on too. Kenya just let me have some Paz and Quito for a while?

      October 7, 2021 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 1499
    Anything others can do, you always need to Tripoli it, don't you? Well, I haven't Baghdad of anything yet.
      December 11, 2023 11:55 AM MST
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  • 53504


      
    Paris the thought! I resent the implication that I merely Japan the bandwagon, you’re making a Grosse Point when quite to the Coventry, I’m one of those guys who Leeds. Yalu can ask anyone who knows me, they’ll Telluride away Howe I am. I’ve had to defend myself Dover and over again, Butte it’s not Wight, it really chaps my Hyde. I Sherwood appreciate a bit more consideration for Beijing a really standup guy, instead of mistaking me for Sondheim I’m Knott.
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      December 11, 2023 5:14 PM MST
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  • 1499
    Bravo! I owe you some Aleppo, geez...
      December 12, 2023 11:40 AM MST
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