I'm not much for cocktails, unless I want to get smashed quickly - martinis can do that, 3 parts gin to one part dry vermouth. 3.5 standard drinks in 4oz, even ONE means you can't drive.
I've often thought that I should decapitate my brother Phil, scrape out his brain and fill his skull with vodka and orange juice. I never know when I might need a Philip's head screwdriver.
