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Quick! There's a jello monster coming right at you! You only have a feather to defend yourself! What do you do!?!?!

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Posted - July 3, 2016

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  • 167

    Really??? Oh it is just gonna have to wait, I just sat down to eat my breakfast.

      July 3, 2016 8:58 AM MDT
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  • I would quill it

      July 3, 2016 9:10 AM MDT
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  • I would throw pineapple juice on it. 

      July 3, 2016 9:12 AM MDT
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  • I wrote a song in honour of these Jello threads

    Its a bit sad lol

    To Lionel Richie's 'Hello'

    You’re trembling and you’re shivering I find

    Fall off the spoon and miss my lips to blow my mind
    I wonder if you’ve fallen on the floor
    Jello it is you I’m looking for

    Down the table leg you slide
    There is nowhere you can hide

    You're all I've ever wanted, and my mouth is open wide
    Once again I try my best
    But you dribble down my vest
    So I’ll have to eat my ice cream without you

     

    *sniff*

      July 3, 2016 10:28 AM MDT
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  • 6988

     I would quickly turn myself into that giant pitcher of Koolaid and tell some Bill Cosby jokes.

      July 3, 2016 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 7938

    It's 110 degrees here. I'll wait for it to melt. It can't take that long. 

      July 3, 2016 3:43 PM MDT
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  • Was your breakfast made of jello?
      July 3, 2016 5:26 PM MDT
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  • That...was...beautiful!
      July 3, 2016 5:27 PM MDT
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  • That would scare em!
      July 3, 2016 5:27 PM MDT
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  • But then what would you have for a snack?
      July 3, 2016 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 167

    Oh no sausage roll up pancakes with fried apples & bacon.

      July 3, 2016 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 22891

    hit it with the feather so it goes away

      July 3, 2016 6:33 PM MDT
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  • "Wake up!"
      October 8, 2016 9:48 AM MDT
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