It’s not even true! Look at all the time zones there are worldwide!
A man has to eat, sleep, work, inspect harems, direct sandwich-making operations, patrol the second and third level sub-basements for escape attempts, fly to Minnesota to respond to subpoenas for (frivolous) restraining order cases, inventory tildes, go to police headquarters to be interrogated every time a tilde is missing or a jilted lover cries foul, conduct personnel searches in Minneapolis, eradicate mayo and avocados, go back and forth to Canada for alternating weddings and divorce proceedings, interdict shipments of Vegemite from getting into the US, clean binoculars to ensure high-quality surveillance, keep whippersnappers off his lawn, and correct ALL the bad grammar on the entire internet, so how in the heck is he supposed to have enough time to post questions 24 hours a day? False narrative, I say, fake news! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Do me a favor now that you two are each other’s friend, please. Promise me that neither of you will discuss me with the other, nor discuss any of the exploits I’ve had with each of you, ok? Thanks.
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Do me a favor now that you two are each other’s friend, please. Promise me that neither of you will discuss me with the other, nor discuss any of the exploits I’ve had with each of you, ok? Thanks.
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Hey, wait . . .
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I purposefully posted it on each of their responses so that they would separately receive a notification and therefore know that the same comment is directed to them. No need for a report. I have made sure it was intercepted before it could do me any damage.
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I’d say it seems to be about a dozen of the same members, if that many.
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Which time zone?
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