Who is someone in your life with whom you should probably be eternally angry but you aren’t?

My cat.

He leaves 3-5 hairballs someplace every morning, takes the entire bed at night (and blankets), refuses to hit the litter box, screams at 130 decibels if he doesn't get his way, and has to be on my lap with his butt in my face whenever I eat (even if it means stepping in my food to get there). 

My buddy since 12 telling me I'm gullible and crazy and those two things but he also says to call him to be escorted to music shows and eat like a king like in an overt way. He also disses my family and my co workers as being misleading and deceptive. His mom was a control freak psycho and his sister a failed psychologist and his father a narcissist so with the passage of time I forgive him. Only boy child too. He did point out psychedelics in a smoke shop as being acceptable fare. He' says this is my music not yours. You like The Eagles. But not. I like this too! We saw them 4 years in a row too!
This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at October 28, 2021 10:47 AM MDT

A few people.... you wanna chat?