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Randy D

You call this a hideout? We’re so close to the highway even an off-duty cop could spot us right away!

[And besides that, these sandwiches are rancid and spoiled! Grrrrrrrr.]

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Posted - October 29, 2021
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  • 19937
    It's called "hiding in plain sight."
      October 29, 2021 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      They got to you, didn’t they? How much money did they offer you, how many pieces of silver did it take to turn you against me? I should have known you’d do this; I was sure I smelled mayonnaise mixed in with the Miracle Whip in my sandwiches. Grrrrrrrr.


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      October 29, 2021 7:32 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Miracle Whip - blech!
      October 29, 2021 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    Miracle Whip...yucky compared to Best Foods or Hellmans, it is the only way to go.
      October 29, 2021 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Hellmans is the ONLY way to go.
      October 29, 2021 2:08 PM MDT
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  • 53524


     SpunkySenior, I need to figure out how I can divorce both you and BB at the same time. Grrrrrrr. 

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      October 29, 2021 2:57 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Find an attorney who gives you a break on a two-fer. This post was edited by SpunkySenior at October 29, 2021 9:14 PM MDT
      October 29, 2021 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Thank you, great advice! I’m meeting with her even as you read this . . . 

     


      Randy D: “I appreciate you flying into town and agreeing to meet with me on such short notice. Before we get down to business, I insist on complimenting you on how attractive you are. I understand you booked a room in this very hotel, right? (Cough, cough.)”
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      October 29, 2021 9:14 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    I'm with you spunky senior. We know what is good. 
      October 29, 2021 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Yes, we do!
      October 29, 2021 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 53524


      Gee, I remember how that movie ended . . .


     



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      October 29, 2021 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Oh great, flying lessons but where is the plane?
      October 30, 2021 3:42 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    Grrrrrrr. 

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      October 30, 2021 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     BB, I need to figure out how I can divorce both you and SpunkySenior at the same time. Grrrrrrr. 

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      October 29, 2021 2:57 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Put the belly dancer back on your payroll and I'll quit. 
      October 29, 2021 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Belly dancer? What belly dancer? Oh, wait, I remember now. You had me get rid of her almost a month ago, she’s long gone and I’ve completely forgotten all about her, mainly because of the flamenco dancer who replaced her. 


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      October 29, 2021 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    I know it must be hard to keep track of them all. At least this one has her clothing on when she dances. You are moving up in the world. 
      October 29, 2021 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Thank you. I thought the exact same thing; she’s a little more decent. I’m getting better. 

     

      Oh, excuse me, but I have to go because the mechanic is finished with my truck, and the contractor is here to install the mirrors over my beds. 




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      October 29, 2021 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Let me guess...you own a little red pick up?
      October 30, 2021 3:37 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    What does that mean?
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      October 30, 2021 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    I said it was a guess, jeez. 
      October 30, 2021 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    ... but ... but ... we're on the other side of the highway from the donut shop.
    They'll be busy looking that way.
      October 29, 2021 1:19 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    Yes, but they're going to be thinking that were out in some secluded area.  So that's where they're going to be looking.  Of course they're also going to think that we think they'll be looking in a secluded area and instead hide in plain sight, so they'll be looking near the highway instead.  But what they don't know is that I anticipated their thinking that we'd think that they'd think we'd be hiding near the highway and not in some secluded area.  That's why I sent teh an anonymous note telling them that we saw people who looked like us hiding in some secluded spot far from here.  That way they'll look there instead of here.  Of course they might think that it was us who sent that message in an effort to try and deceive them. So I made sure to add the line to the note saying that it wasn't us who wrote the note in an attempt to fool them.  See I'm always thinking one step ahead of them.  Trust me.. they'll NEVER find us here! 
      October 29, 2021 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      (were we’re)

      October 29, 2021 2:54 PM MDT
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