Have you ever invented a new way to get more things done for yourself easier and faster than your previous routines?

  Are you with the police? Are you wearing a wire for them? This is just a sneaky way to ask seemingly innocuous questions about my basement sub levels and what kind of sandwich-making sweatshop I may or may not be running down there, right? No dice, gumshoe, I have you all figured out, so hit the bricks and come back with a search warrant if you want to know what’s down there! Grrrrrrrr. 

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