It’s not my fault, it’s just that the topic never came up in conversation at any time during the courtship or engagement Grrrrrrrr.
Signed, Randy D “The Oatmeal Kid” Randolph
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Ok, we’ll meet in Las Vegas, you pick the chapel.
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A woman after my own heart. (Sniff, sniff.)
I’ll need a moment, please. No, no, I’m not overcome with emotion and crying, it’s all this pollen in the air. (Sniff, sob, boo hoo.)
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