The people at the Tilde Standardization and Assessment Board won’t answer my calls any more, but I don’t know why. I’ve been a regular caller for years now. Grrrrrrrr.
I’ll need that number, please. It’s for er, um, well it’s for security reasons. Yes, that’s it, yeah, that’s the ticket, security reasons. (Cough, cough.)
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You mean it wasn’t the courthouse where restraining order hearings are conducted? Whew!
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Grrrrrrr. You probably have them on speed-dial, right?
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