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Stu Spelling Bee

What does it take to get a gig as Santa?

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Posted - December 23, 2021
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  • 44603
    Big belly.
    Fluffy white beard.
    Rosy cheeks.
    Joyful laugh.
    Not Jewish.
      December 23, 2021 5:07 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Actually, it's quite likely that Jewish men have worked as Santas at one time or another.
      December 23, 2021 5:17 PM MST
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  • 44603
    I'm sure. It was meant as a joke. Many Christmas carols were written by Jews.
      December 23, 2021 5:20 PM MST
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  • 16763
    It helps to be a 3rd/4th century Graeco-Turkish bishop, with a penchant for slapping Arians and resurrecting butchered children.
      December 24, 2021 3:23 AM MST
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