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Let’s review. My tilde inventory balanced out perfectly for the first time in two quarters, I’ve just had a breakfast sandwich, the search warrant for my basement was denied by a judge, I haven’t yet written 2021 instead of 2022, a cargo ship laden with Vegemite and destined for Long Beach, California never left Perth, Australia because the crew went on strike over a cricket vs rugby argument, and hundreds of my adoring fans rushed the stage again last night. What more could a guy ask for in life? I’m doing quite well, thank you very much.
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