This is about the sandwich-making facility that I dug out of the dirt from scratch in my sub-basement, isn’t it?
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*Five days earlier . . .
Detective One: “It’s simple, Kittigate, you help us get the goods on Randolph D, and we see to it that those grammatical error charges ‘go away’ somehow. It’s a win-win for the good guys, and no one will even have to know you’re working with The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.”
Detective Two: “You scratch our backs and we’ll scratch yours. Think of it this way, Kittigate: you want to get this overzealous cop out of your hair once and for all, and we want to close this case with an indictment filed in Grammar Court, this is one way to do it. Be a good Canadian. It will help international relations if you’ll just do your part.”
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