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Element 99

You are at a party and there is a plate of skewered, deep-fried pieces of something. You take a bite and find it quite tasty.

You ask someone what they are and they say beer-battered raccoon balls. What do you do?

1.  Say "Oh", and grab another skewer.

2.  Head for the toilet and throw up.

3.  Punch the host.

4.  Chug a cup of the spiked punch.

5.  Other________________.

Posted - January 25, 2022
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  • 10639
    5. Fake a heart attack.  Then, when at the hospital, have them "secretly" pump your stomach. (beer... gag!)
      January 25, 2022 11:20 AM MST
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  • 44608
    You don't taste the beer. The carbonation makes the batter fluffier. This post was edited by Element 99 at January 25, 2022 4:22 PM MST
      January 25, 2022 12:26 PM MST
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  • 10639
    T'were humor. This post was edited by Shuhak at January 26, 2022 8:17 AM MST
      January 25, 2022 4:23 PM MST
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  • 34272
    2 then 3.
      January 25, 2022 12:06 PM MST
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  • 6023
    #1

    Eh ... mini "Rocky Mountain Oysters". This post was edited by Walt O'Reagun at January 26, 2022 8:18 AM MST
      January 25, 2022 1:12 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Once I've swallowed whatever it is, I just decide not to have seconds.  That happened to me at a Greek restaurant.  My then boyfriend and I joined another couple for dinner.  Since they were Greek, we gave them license to order for the table.  There was something fried that was delicious and I couldn't decide if it was chicken or fish.  At the end of the meal, I asked - it was sweetbreads.  I will admit it was good, but I couldn't order it again after that.
      January 25, 2022 2:00 PM MST
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  • 520
    Well, if 2,3, and 4 are the way you feel, stop coming to my parties. 
      January 25, 2022 4:29 PM MST
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  • 13395
    If they were tasty I would eat a few of them because they must be quite small but I would not make a pig of myself. Some connoisseurs of fine dining consider the testicles of all animals to be a delicacy.
      January 25, 2022 6:33 PM MST
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  • 10052
    5. - I don't eat anything unless I'm certain there are no animal parts involved. I also usually avoid parties! 
      January 25, 2022 9:16 PM MST
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