If you read them at all, do you have a method for determining which reviews have merit?
I don’t even have any interest in the so-called 5-star, 4-star, and 3-star reviews. I go immediately to the negative ones. Not only are they probably more likely to be real as opposed to company shill reports, they’re also more entertaining to me.
Here’s an example. Recently, I posted a question here about the SiriusFM service, then I delved into reading online reviews, only the negative ones. There were dozens of them that I read, and they spanned a decade. Even without taking into account their percentage in comparison to the positive reviews, which I didn’t look at, there was enough evidence of a possibly bad product, possibly bad customer service, possibly bad business practices that I was convinced to stay away.
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I believe that goes on in a lot of review situations across many platforms.
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How long ago did the first attempt to get it fixed take place?
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Yes, I look at them.
My method for determining which reviews have merit is using common sense.
A high percentage of 5-star reviews are fake (professionally written). Seriously, who in their right mind is going to write paragraphs on how great a product is? Would you? Perhaps an “it was great”, but not several paragraphs praising a product (who has the time?). Many are written like short stories. How many “average people do you know can write like that? And if they can, do they buy every product there is and write a review for it? For free? Some even rave about a product, yet admit they haven't even taken out of the box yet. Common sense.
Many 1 star reviews are written by stupid people (notice they don’t use paragraphs to get their “point” across). Just because they used their new hair dryer in the bathtub doesn’t necessarily make it a bad hairdryer. Many reviews are complaints about bad service or a mistake in ordering. Just because they ordered a green model but were shipped a white one, doesn’t make the product bad. There’re ALWAYS going to be a small percentage of products that are duds (a bad component, human/manufacturing errors). It sucks to be the one who gets the bad one, but it happens. While the company will usually be happy to rectify the problem, a bad review is still written. However, if a high percentage of the 1-star reviews are about the same “flaw”…. Common sense.
This guy writes beautifully. (Sob, sniff.)
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Gee, all I asked her was whether or not she’ll be free next weekend. Grrrrrrrr.
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I like to keep as much of that information off the internet as possible. It doesn’t look good for me in civil court proceedings when I try to crush “judicial grants of administrative decrees”. (Cough, cough.)
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I wonder how many of them just wanted me for the alimony?
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You know, I’m a little sick of being sought after just for my brains. I have a body, you know! Grrrrrrrr.
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