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I have an hypothesis of how the sun and earth were formed.

God ate a huge meal and ripped a giant fart. It was so big, it condensed into itself and started to fuse and the sun was created. Then he took a dump. It was so big it became the earth. A small turd became the moon. After that he took a leak and filled the oceans, accounting for the salt and other minerals. Do you think this is feasible?

Posted - March 3, 2022
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  • 16351
    You could make a religion out of that.

    No, don't.
      March 3, 2022 3:50 PM MST
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  • 44359
    I could call it "Holy Crap".
      March 3, 2022 7:18 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I think that just has the makings of a fairy  tale, although there is one creation story that does go something like that.

    A religious person told me one time that God does not smoke or fart so maybe it's just the dump factor that works.
      March 3, 2022 5:33 PM MST
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