You are at a party and someone throws a pie in your face. What do you do?

Wipe the pie off my face.
Then escalate the fight by throwing a chair.



Once, in a middle-school food fight, I got thousand island dressing in my eye.
It was almost as bad as the time I got salsa in my eye.

I would yell out; "WHAT THE HULL IS GOING ON?" This post was edited by Kittigate at October 26, 2022 8:13 AM MDT

Walk out of the party. Not my kind of gathering.

Return fire with a Molotov cocktail.

 

  “Oh, a wise guy, huh? Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!”
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