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Randy D: “I know we’ve just met, and ok, touring a guy’s sub-basement sounds strange, but you’ll really love it! Aren’t you a bit curious?”

 



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Posted - March 13, 2022

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  • 16621
    "Okay, just as long as there's no strip search. That jar of brown stuff that Slarti gave me is hard to hide ..."
      March 13, 2022 4:38 PM MDT
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  • 53367

     

      Randy D: “I can’t make that promise. Wait, you know Slart???? Listen, I’m sorry, I can’t do this, I just can’t. Gee, look at the time! I just realized I’m late for something way on the other side of the United States. Bye!”



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      March 13, 2022 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 2964
    You make it sound scary. 
      March 14, 2022 9:21 AM MDT
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  • 53367

     

      Not at all; you’ll be with me. By the way, you did what I asked you by not telling anyone that you’d be dropping by my place, right? It’s our little secret. Shhhhhhh.
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      March 14, 2022 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 10686
    OK, but you walk three feet ahead of me and keep you hands where I can see them. And I'll be bringing my baseball bat with me. 
      March 14, 2022 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 53367

     

      Leave all of your identification and your cell phone upstairs. You won’t need any of that, there’s no good signal reception downstairs, and besides, we’ll be back in just a few minutes. I promise. 



    (Cough, cough.)


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      March 14, 2022 8:28 PM MDT
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