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Randy D: “I can’t make that promise. Wait, you know Slart???? Listen, I’m sorry, I can’t do this, I just can’t. Gee, look at the time! I just realized I’m late for something way on the other side of the United States. Bye!”
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Not at all; you’ll be with me. By the way, you did what I asked you by not telling anyone that you’d be dropping by my place, right? It’s our little secret. Shhhhhhh.
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Leave all of your identification and your cell phone upstairs. You won’t need any of that, there’s no good signal reception downstairs, and besides, we’ll be back in just a few minutes. I promise.
(Cough, cough.)
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