Are you giong to hurry-up and fix that mistake? Stu is back.

Nice of you to leave the other one for him.

 

 

(((Meanwhile, at the Headquarters of the International Anti-Livvie Campaign, the search for evidence against her continues . . . )))

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Is that smoke supposed to be coming from your evidence warehouse?

Hey, wait! Call 911! GrrrrrrGrrrrrrr.

 

You are reading my mind.  I'm in a lot of pain.  

Umm yeah, I didn’t think it would spread that fast.  It really didn’t blow up until it reached that closet.  What were those chemicals you had in there?  My eyes are still red from it. 

 

  Don’t you see, officer, don’t you see how she just admitted her guilt? What do you mean it doesn’t count? It most certainly does count! Listen to me, I’m a taxpayer and I know my rights, one of which is full protection under the law! Now are you going to arrest her, or do I have to file yet another lawsuit against the department? Ok, yes, yes, I know I’m in here several times a week filing one complaint against her or another, I know I am always writing letters to the mayor, to the governor, to the FBI, to the agency that regulates atomic energy, to the editor of the local news, to the board of psychiatry, to the PTA about her. I know I’m always picketing against her, or scattering leaflets about her, or testifying at Town Hall meetings about her, or having billboards put up that call for her arrest, or even that one time when I hired the airplane with the banner flying behind it, none of which absolve the fact that she has committed a crime and admitted to it THIS TIME! I’m beginning to think that you guys must be in cahoots with her. I don’t know what it takes to get the authorities to move against this woman and her evil plans! Grrrrrrr.




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  “Hello, Journalism Police? My name is Randy D, and I’d like to report someone for false accusations of fake news. Yes, I’ll hold while you get a pen and notepad . . . ”
(Cough, cough.)

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