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Humorous 'shortest list' contest. I'll start. Number of NHL players with all of their natural teeth.

Posted - April 6, 2022

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  • 17584
    Number of totally honest politicians. 
      April 6, 2022 4:10 PM MDT
    4

  • 44592
    Zero members.
      April 7, 2022 9:01 AM MDT
    3

  • 2999
    It's probably those who don't sass their wives.  
      April 7, 2022 9:40 AM MDT
    2

  • 53498

     


      Folks, I wonder if she truly understands the concept of the game of hockey and the way it is played.


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      April 7, 2022 12:44 PM MDT
    2

  • 2999
    What tipped you off to that?  lol
      April 7, 2022 2:35 PM MDT
    3

  • 53498
      April 8, 2022 1:40 AM MDT
    2

  • 53498

       The aggregate amount of guacamole that Randy D has eaten in his entire lifetime that adds up to at least one whole avocado. (Zero.)

      The number of teaspoon-sized amounts of Vegemite that Randy D has consumed in his entire lifetime. (Less than one.)

      The number of opportunities that Randy D has bypassed to go to Minnesota on a search mission. (Fewer than five.)



      The number of times that Randy D has used the word “entire” in this post in ways that would bring forth the ire of Stu. (Two.)
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      April 7, 2022 12:59 PM MDT
    2

  • 16744
    Trumpicans who don't let Rupert do their thinking for them.
      April 8, 2022 6:47 PM MDT
    2

  • 23551


    Number of people who do not enjoy the movie "Forrest Gump."
      February 19, 2023 2:41 AM MST
    1

  • 53498

     

      I’m proud to be a member of that club right along with you, Pal!
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      February 19, 2023 6:49 AM MST
    0