Randy D’s sub-basement
Randy D’s clandestine excursions to Minneapolis in violation of the restraining orders
Randy D’s questionably legal efforts to eradicate mayonnaise, avocados and Vegemite from existence
Randy D’s charter membership cards at various and sundry No-Tell Motel establishments in seventeen countries
Randy D’s neurotic obsession with collecting tildes
Randy D’s numerous typos despite being an officer on his delusionally fictional Grammar Police Force
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(Comma after the word “functions”.)