Humorous answers, please. What are some things that a true lady never reveals?

Lol! Really?? Not even to strangers on the internet? 

 

  Excuse me, Missy, but for your information, the internet happens to be a refuge of privacy, a bastion of good taste, the depository for the exchange of culture, and a paragon of peaceful intercourse. I absolutely refuse and am adamant in that I will not have a disgruntled naysayer such as you muddying up its good name. No one, I reiterate; NO ONE on the internet would ever abuse or misuse data about a woman’s bra size.  Grrrrrrr. 
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This is great, especially 'bastion of good taste'! 
Yes, the beloved internet is exactly as you described. 
LOL! 

 

  Are you flirting with me again? (I can never tell.)

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I'm far too wholesome for that. 

 

  Ahhh, just the kind I like.

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Not even to strangers on the Internet.

 

  But other places besides bars are ok. Got it!

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But of course. Here is a Robert Heinlein quote. " In public, a woman should act like a lady, but in the bedroom, she should do her whorish best."

 

  I am referring to other public places.
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Church?

Only for goyim.

 

 I know, huh? (And it’s a downright dirty shame too. Imagine all of the inside information that gets withheld from a guy like me. Grrrrrrr.)
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Not to generalize, but men are such gossips! That's why they claim that about women, deflection! 

 

  Lemme ’splain to you why that is . . .
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Social media? Podcasts? Lack of hobbies? Too much time on their hands? It's all their mothers' fault? 

 

  Hold on, I’m still ‘splainin’ . . .
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