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Excuse me, Missy, but for your information, the internet happens to be a refuge of privacy, a bastion of good taste, the depository for the exchange of culture, and a paragon of peaceful intercourse. I absolutely refuse and am adamant in that I will not have a disgruntled naysayer such as you muddying up its good name. No one, I reiterate; NO ONE on the internet would ever abuse or misuse data about a woman’s bra size. Grrrrrrr.
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Are you flirting with me again? (I can never tell.)
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Ahhh, just the kind I like.
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But other places besides bars are ok. Got it!
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I am referring to other public places.
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I know, huh? (And it’s a downright dirty shame too. Imagine all of the inside information that gets withheld from a guy like me. Grrrrrrr.)
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Lemme ’splain to you why that is . . .
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Hold on, I’m still ‘splainin’ . . .
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