“ . . . and what if he wants to show you his tilde collection? It’s in his basement, you know.”

  Just a second: that makes it seem as if you don’t trust me! Why can’t you do like all the other women and just go take a look? Besides, there is no key. There’s a numerical keypad, and only I have the combination. Go ahead, ladies first. I’ll be right behind you.
(((By the way, you didn’t tell anyone that you were stopping by here, right?)))
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  You don’t even give the brutha a chance? How cruel.
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  Wait, no one told you that I’m on your side?
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  Thank you!

  Hey, wait . . .
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  The stuff is too hot right now, let it cool off for a few weeks first. Grrrrrrrr. 

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