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Omg - can you please let Randy D know?


I ordered a Whopper at the Burger King Drive-through.
I again forgot to mention "No mayonnaise."
While sitting on floor at home eating my food and watching a "Reno:911!" rerun, I couldn't even finish the Whopper due to icky mayo goop.
I put the plate on floor.
My cat started to happily lick up the mayo off the bun.

I think I'll need to find a new home for her.

Posted - May 30, 2022

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  • 11087
    So, once the mayo was licked off, were you able to finish the burger? Sounds like your cat was doing you a favor. 
    :) :) This post was edited by Jane S at June 3, 2022 7:40 PM MDT
      May 30, 2022 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Grrrrrrr. 

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      May 30, 2022 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    You're right! Leave it to her, she loves me! (tolerates me) 

    :)

    (No, I ate the last bits meat and tomato, lettuce, chees and ate them without the "mayo-bun" bit  -  that's the part my cat licked up.)
      June 3, 2022 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I don’t think you have very much time before the meltdown begins. Please purge your household of that evil presence as soon as possible.



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      May 30, 2022 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    No way, she stays for sure. Love her lots, I rescued her.  :)

    I like the gif. :)
      June 3, 2022 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Hmm...let me guess.

      May 30, 2022 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Believe it or not, he is not my favorite character on the show -- my fav is 'Trudi Weigel'  :)  So funny to me! :)




    That show makes me laugh all the time- - it really has bettered my life. If I feel down, watching it makes me smile and laugh. :)
      June 3, 2022 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Cats are evil bastards. Best to remove that contamination - not the mayo, the CAT.
      May 31, 2022 2:08 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    :)
    :)


    My cat is still here.  :)

    And I admit I do like mayo (not too much) with tuna in tuna salad. But not on hamburgers, ever. :)
      June 3, 2022 7:47 PM MDT
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