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Are you about to go all Randy D on someone?

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Posted - November 6, 2016

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  • 46117
    Who you kidding?  You're a little grammar whoos.
      November 6, 2016 3:07 PM MST
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  • 44604
    I will if you make any mistakes.
      November 6, 2016 3:18 PM MST
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  • 53504
    The pressure, the pressure!  At least give me a chance, El!  Let a guy have some breathing room, would you?  Think about how far you and I go back, all the capers we went through before you turned!  I can't take this stress. Look at my hands, they won't stop shaking. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't sleep!  Ease up in me, I can't take this!


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      November 6, 2016 4:24 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Yes!  Now I can go all Randy D on someone because now I have your tildes!

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    They're a lot more happy now that they're with me.

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    They're absolutely lovable!

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      November 6, 2016 3:30 PM MST
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  • 53504
    The FBI has been alerted (ok, I called them) and it turns out that those are counterfeit tildes you've been spreading all over town. You've certainly got a whole lot of explaining to do now, young lady. 
    Take her away, boys. 



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      November 6, 2016 4:18 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Ooh Sorry, breaking news!

    FBI director James Comey has just sent a letter to congress stating that the tildes that left you to follow me are in fact real genuine tildes!

    Oh, and there was something about Hillary Clinton's e-mails and Anthony Weiner's computer in that letter also but that's not nearly as important as your tildes leaving you to follow me.

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      November 6, 2016 4:28 PM MST
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  • 53504
    Lies, all lies.  Filthy propaganda generated by your team!  I won't listen to this bile!
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      November 6, 2016 10:55 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Randy, if you really loved your tildes you would let them be go!

    Free your tildes!  Let them live!


      November 7, 2016 11:00 AM MST
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  • 8214
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      November 6, 2016 4:09 PM MST
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  • 11000
    No. I have too much respect for myself.
      November 6, 2016 4:16 PM MST
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  • 53504
    You closeted Randite you!
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      November 6, 2016 4:19 PM MST
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  • (The horrible irony: I read this and laughed so raucously that I've just spilt coffee all over myself, thus negating any semblence of self-respect)
      November 6, 2016 11:35 PM MST
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  • 53504
    JaneS loves me dearly, madly and passionately, but social constructs keep us apart. These biting little quips of hers are her coping mechanism. Deep down, she pines for me.
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      November 7, 2016 6:01 AM MST
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  • She hides it well 
    :)
      November 7, 2016 6:22 AM MST
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  • 53504
    She's quite the actress, that one is. 


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      November 7, 2016 7:01 AM MST
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  • 11000
    A restraining order is not a social construct.
      November 7, 2016 7:03 AM MST
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  • 53504
    Those revolving restraining orders you keep applying for are merely your cries for help, your confused grasps at vestiges of proper conduct in light of denying yourself of what's being denied to you. Don't you pay attention at all to your therapists?

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      November 7, 2016 7:16 AM MST
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  • Nope.  The last time I went all Randy D on a stranger  I wound up having a q-tip shoved up my urethra and had to take antibiotics for a month.  I'm a little more selective now.
      November 6, 2016 5:14 PM MST
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  • What does the question mean.
    It's a bit rich that on one of the world's most renowned and influential Q&A symposiums that I have to ask what the question asked means....

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 7, 2016 7:01 AM MST
      November 6, 2016 11:42 PM MST
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  • 53504
    Lol.

    It's just another one of my silly questions, more of my nonsense. Pay it no mind.
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      November 7, 2016 5:59 AM MST
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  • I know.
      November 7, 2016 6:23 AM MST
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  • 17261
    What do you mean with me going all Randy D on someone? What do you mean? What have you heard? What false rumors are you spreading about me this time? I will show you going all Randy D... Hrmpf...

      November 7, 2016 6:32 AM MST
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  • He doesn't want to explain his question.
    We are left with relying on our own wild and probably substantiated assumptions. Again.
      November 7, 2016 6:40 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. I'm defo going Randy D soon...

      November 7, 2016 6:52 AM MST
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