Are you about to go all Randy D on someone?

Is that him? you see, it's all becoming clearer..

I think it might be. Hmm.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Mmhmm.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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You say that but .....

My bulge would look unsightly poking out of the front of a pencil skirt. 'Nuff said.

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No one said anything about a pencil skirt. I was envisaging something more voluminous, dowdy yet sensible ...
But..
Is it really you?

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 9, 2016 8:02 AM MST

Noooooooo!



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Fobbing me off is never going to work, btw. I'm keeping an eye on you.

Please define "fobbing off". 

(Sorry, I'm lost when you speak British to me.)

Aha! I could fob you off with an erroneous definition of fobbing off, pretty much like I'm fobbing off answering your question.
Do you really want to know?

Alright. To 'fob off': to lie, decieve, or mislead; to delay or put aside.
One could also say 'I've been fobbed'.

Anything else you're having difficulty with do let me know. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 9, 2016 10:07 PM MST

Thank you! 
:)

I want to believe that you've incorporated my slangisms into your daily vernacular. I just want to believe.

It wouldn't work; I'd only receive blank stares from my fellow Yanks.  I absorb the newfound information into my own edification, for which I am truly grateful to you. 

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Corking.
(That's slang for great! It's no wonder you American sorts don't bother with this rubbish)

:)

Some guy in a skirt. 

Oh her?  LOL