I find these very humorous. Do you?

Funny stuff. :)

:   )  I like them all. 

Random: the realm of territory that is presided over by His Royal Guyness Randolph D

Spellbound: the state of being able to spell words correctly

Verbosity: a nerdy way of ordering people around

Leeward: a layman’s attempt to translate “the word” from English to French 

Music: a feline malady that prevents the animal the ability to purr

Moot: a bovine malady that involuntarily causes the animal to break wind every time it moos

Micky Spillane: when a gentleman uses methods of a 1940s-era detective to inform a lady in finite detail how to do something or how something works or why something happens the way it does

Endorphins: the proper type of swim aids when using an indoor pool

Istanbul: immediate and unhesitating lies or boasts told at the very beginning of a conversation 

Copyright: cheating on a test that is done very well

Designation: nickname for the country of India

Cardigan: a silent signal to the dealer that you want another card

Cardigan sweater: a nervous person who cannot decide whether or not to signal the dealer for another card

Hoping: the word for the state of being human in the language of the Hopi tribe of Native Americans  

Capitalist: a person who uses All Caps too much and/or too often 

Baking: the sovereign ruler who governs supreme over people and sealife in a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward

Brunch: it’s what an African-American police detective surmises as speculation on a case’s clues that is based more on intuition and suspicion rather than tangible evidence

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I have one; dismembered = forgot or no longer a member.  hahaha

Graduate - satisfied Japanese diner (is that razy lacism?)
Anacondom - very large prophylactic, but still too constrictive
Aquadextrous - possessed of the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one's toes
Arachnoleptic fit - the frenzied dance performed immediately after walking into a spider's web
Beelzebug - Satan in the firm of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3am and cannot be cast out
Bozone - the substance that surrounds stupid people, and stops bright ideas from penetrating. Unfortunately the bozone layer shows no sign of breaking up in the foreseeable future
Carperpetuation - the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching down and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back on the floor to give the vacuum one more chance. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 27, 2022 6:04 PM MDT

I do; thanks for chuckles.

Yes, funny!