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Do you have a good recipe for fried rice?

Posted - July 12, 2022
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  • 53784

     

      Yes:

    Ingredients:
    one Asian fiancé (preferably one who is a great cook)
    one engagement band
    one marriage license
    one set of wedding rings

    Step one. Marry her
    Step two. Stay out of her way in the kitchen 

    Yield: feeds the entire family for the rest of your life






    [Heck, what can I say? It’s worked for me for over two decades.]
    ~

      July 12, 2022 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 44793
    LOL. Automatic AP.
      July 12, 2022 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 53784

     

      Thank you.
      ~

      July 12, 2022 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    No. I've never enjoyed fried rice. 
      July 12, 2022 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 53784

     

      Grrrrrrr.
      :(

      July 12, 2022 8:06 PM MDT
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  • 11780
    No, I use a menu.
      July 12, 2022 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 13270
    Grubhub.
      July 12, 2022 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 35387
    Order from Max Orient
      July 13, 2022 5:02 AM MDT
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  • 44793
    You guys are all light wieghts. I'm gonna make some.
      July 13, 2022 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 35387
    I have tried making it. Using a seasoning from the store...but it is just not as good. 

    There is a decent one that comes in a bag from Walmart. You just nuke it in the microwave.   But still not as good. 

    My daughter works at Panda Express and knows how they make it. But she has never made any for us. 
      July 13, 2022 6:15 AM MDT
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  • 4585
    Yes, I order from Great Wall Restaurant.  
      July 13, 2022 8:26 AM MDT
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  • 1562
    Yes, sir. It involves tomato sauce, cottage cheese, and onions. Would never have tried it myself.
      July 13, 2022 1:34 PM MDT
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