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You are now Emperor of the Universe. What do you do with this ball of crap we call Earth?

Posted - July 15, 2022
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  • Wash it in soapy water and start over again.
      July 15, 2022 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 17806
    Oh my goodness.  Nothing right now.  There are bigger problems to address in another galaxy. 
      July 15, 2022 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 53871


      First, order the round-up of all the grammar violators and fill the Re-Education Camps. Vegemite manufacturers are soon to follow . . .

      Grrrrrrr.
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      July 15, 2022 11:59 PM MDT
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  • 44819
    Does that mean lil ol' me?
      July 16, 2022 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 53871

     

      What’s your stance on the Vegemite topic, pro or con? Grrrrrrr.
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      July 16, 2022 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 17330
    Your evil plan to starve Australia won't work. I'll head up the Resistance.
      July 16, 2022 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 53871

    Starve, schmarve! No one said anything about starving out you Diggers! It’s more of an initiative to keep Vegemite contained within the boundaries of your country than it is to starve the people. Grrrrrrr. 

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      July 17, 2022 12:15 AM MDT
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  • 17330
    Put all of the conservatives and other climate deniers into a big rocket and fire it directly into the Sun. Then get to work on actually addressing the problem instead of arguing about it.
      July 16, 2022 2:21 AM MDT
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  • 3231
    Take all the Putin's and Kim Jong's of the world along with like minded people send them to some planet out of the Earth's reach and leave the Earth to the peacemakers and those who will take care of it. 
      July 16, 2022 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 53871

     

      (Putin’s Jong’s Putins Jongs)

    Plural pronoun as opposed to singular possessive pronoun.

      July 16, 2022 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 3231
    "Sigh"  
      March 17, 2025 11:50 AM MDT
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  • 24381

    I'd do nothing until I speak with, and get their input and ideas -- 'Atticus Finch' and 'Edith Bunker'

    Two of the wisest and most respectful people of whom I know.  I'd trust their input more than some real people.
      March 17, 2025 9:13 AM MDT
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