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You are now Emperor of the Universe. What do you do with this ball of crap we call Earth?

Posted - July 15, 2022
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  • 3719
    Wash it in soapy water and start over again.
      July 15, 2022 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 17599
    Oh my goodness.  Nothing right now.  There are bigger problems to address in another galaxy. 
      July 15, 2022 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      First, order the round-up of all the grammar violators and fill the Re-Education Camps. Vegemite manufacturers are soon to follow . . .

      Grrrrrrr.
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      July 15, 2022 11:59 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Does that mean lil ol' me?
      July 16, 2022 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      What’s your stance on the Vegemite topic, pro or con? Grrrrrrr.
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      July 16, 2022 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    Your evil plan to starve Australia won't work. I'll head up the Resistance.
      July 16, 2022 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Starve, schmarve! No one said anything about starving out you Diggers! It’s more of an initiative to keep Vegemite contained within the boundaries of your country than it is to starve the people. Grrrrrrr. 

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      July 17, 2022 12:15 AM MDT
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  • 16794
    Put all of the conservatives and other climate deniers into a big rocket and fire it directly into the Sun. Then get to work on actually addressing the problem instead of arguing about it.
      July 16, 2022 2:21 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    Take all the Putin's and Kim Jong's of the world along with like minded people send them to some planet out of the Earth's reach and leave the Earth to the peacemakers and those who will take care of it. 
      July 16, 2022 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      (Putin’s Jong’s Putins Jongs)

    Plural pronoun as opposed to singular possessive pronoun.

      July 16, 2022 2:02 PM MDT
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