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Do you think the Board of Directors now regrets merely taking Randy D’s word that he is a licensed and experienced ferry boat captain?

 

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Posted - September 14, 2022
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  • 10052
    Yes. 
      September 14, 2022 4:34 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    That depends.  Did Randy D survive the incident? 
      September 14, 2022 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 53524


      Alive and well, BABY! I can drop by your place this very evening and you can give me a full-body exam to make sure all the goods are still intact and ready to service you!
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      September 14, 2022 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 11087

    via GIPHY

      September 14, 2022 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Oh, don’t worry, Baby! It won’t just be a one-way thing: after you strip me down and examine me, then I strip you down and examine you! Win-win all the way around!


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      September 14, 2022 10:57 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    At least there's some music. I just heard an announcement that there's a band on this boat ...

      September 14, 2022 5:29 PM MDT
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  • The maritime security organization released its final report on the accident. They concluded that Randy followed the sound of the singing.





      September 14, 2022 8:19 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Those Sirens get me every time . . . 

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      September 14, 2022 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Transcript between Randy D's boat and light house

    US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

    CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

    CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

    US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

    CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

     
      September 15, 2022 4:03 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    LOL!
    Honorable mention.

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      September 15, 2022 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    You go, Randy!  You show that lighthouse who’s boss!
      September 15, 2022 9:21 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    Grrrrrrr. Livvie wasn’t supposed to see this! She’ll use it as evidence against me (just like she always does)! Grrrrrrr.


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      September 15, 2022 9:26 AM MDT
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