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If pets could blackmail their humans, which types of actions, activities, or secrets might be the cause of it? ~

Posted - October 5, 2022

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  • 3024
    They got nuttin on me. 
      October 5, 2022 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Lol, great dodge. We’ll go with that for now until they wrangle the first of many payments out of you. 

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      October 5, 2022 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    Could??  Ha!  I take it you've never owned by a cat!  With cats there is no "could".   Since cats know all and see all, they constantly  blackmail their servants.  (Why do you think the ancient Egyptians had to worship them?)

    As for any secrets I may have, I can't say.  You'll have to ask my cats.  (One is perched over my bed pillow, poised to deposit a large gooey hairball if I say anything off-script.)
      October 5, 2022 10:49 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      If any of your cats come to me seeking dirt on you, I promise not to charge them very much money in order for me to release it all to them.


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      October 5, 2022 7:17 PM MDT
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  • My secrets are safe.

      October 7, 2022 2:33 AM MDT
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  • 1502
    What did you do to those poor little birds? I am petrified.
      October 7, 2022 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Hey, wait . . .

      
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      October 7, 2022 7:45 AM MDT
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